davestridersthrobbingcock:

bearidan:

foamfiend:

disasta:

ohdarjeeling:

sammneiland:

“how much was that?”
…dang.

“Mine I must improvise to his because of his great size.”
i„,

“¡Jesús, María Purísima!” my mother cried.
o m g

the sixtieth page of this book is seriously 1 short sentence and then the longest sentence in existence jfc 
there are only 3 sentences on this page what do i do
its kinda funny though the name ‘benedick’ is mentioned at least 20 times
i counted nine from the 60th page and reached page 62
near the end
and im not typing that sentence it goes on
forever
‘tales from shakespeare’ is probably one of the worst books i could have picked up damn
the word tongues is mentioned if thats interesting
dang i shouldn’t even reblog this

 ”HOW WAS THE MAN ABLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE?”
……WELL.
I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN COME UP WITH SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY ABOUT THAT.

“The items force the MANHANDLED CAKE into the TOILET.”
oh
ok

………page 60 was blank. :’(

davestridersthrobbingcock:

bearidan:

foamfiend:

disasta:

ohdarjeeling:

sammneiland:

“how much was that?”

…dang.

“Mine I must improvise to his because of his great size.”

i„,

¡Jesús, María Purísima!” my mother cried.

o m g

the sixtieth page of this book is seriously 1 short sentence and then the longest sentence in existence jfc 

there are only 3 sentences on this page what do i do

its kinda funny though the name ‘benedick’ is mentioned at least 20 times

i counted nine from the 60th page and reached page 62

near the end

and im not typing that sentence it goes on

forever

‘tales from shakespeare’ is probably one of the worst books i could have picked up damn

the word tongues is mentioned if thats interesting

dang i shouldn’t even reblog this

 ”HOW WAS THE MAN ABLE TO COMMIT SUICIDE?”

……WELL.

I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN COME UP WITH SOMETHING WITTY TO SAY ABOUT THAT.

“The items force the MANHANDLED CAKE into the TOILET.”

oh

ok

………page 60 was blank. :’(

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